How to massage an octopus?
This is definitely one of the weirder questions I've asked, but is there any easy way to massage an octopus?
I recently watched the movie "Jiro Dreams of Sushi" and in that movie they show the massaging of the octopus which Jiro insists must be done for 50 minutes. There is no way I am going to spend an hour massaging an octopus.
In the video here we can see a different master sushi chef demonstrating massaging octopus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89wwP--bHMg
According to this guy his father massaged the octopus by putting it in a washing machine. I am not sure I want to try that and am wondering if there is a kitchen oriented way to massage an octopus rather than using the laundry room?
Best Answer
In the olden days fishermen used to "beat" or hit the octopus against a rock on the shore repeatedly. The main purpose of this endeavour was to soften its hard texture, so that it would take less time to cook it. The other (and more modern) option is to put a fresh octopus in a freezer and let it deep freeze for at least several hours. That breaks down "the fibers or texture" of the meat.
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Fishermen prepare octopus fresh from the sea by rubbing them against the rocks in a circular motion to remove some of the skin and slime, and beating them repeatedly to tenderise them before hanging them out to dry.How Master Sushi Chef Tomonori Nagai Prepares an Octopus for His Omakase — Omakase
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Answer 2
Stand Mixer.
I have never done this but here's how I'd approach it. Some kind of electric appliance is needed since you don't want to do it by hand.
The first thing that comes to mind is a stand mixer. Put the octopus in the bowl and use the dough hook attachment and low speed to massage. Depending on the texture of the octopus the hook might just smoosh the octopus around without massaging. To get a better action you might try the other attachments, or even improvise by strapping various kitchen utensils (wooden spoon, fish slice, spaghetti server) to the hook for a better massage. I would use cable ties to attach the implements. Note: This is not the intended use of a stand mixer. I would be happy to try myself, but I advise against doing it you have any hesitation in your ability to strap things to other things without causing mishap.
Another idea is to do it backwards -- attach one leg of the octopus to the hook so it gets swung around and smacked against the sides of the bowls. Maybe put some other things in the bowl for it to smack into.
If you have no stand mixer (like me) then I would improvise something similar using an electric hand mixer, large bowl, and probably more cable ties.
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