How can I make a silky smooth, rich mash?

Here is how we made pomme puree at the restaurant I used to work at, for a very well known (in Canada anyway) French chef:

Peel and boil as many potatoes as you need. Cook until slightly underdone.

Run the potatoes through a ricer/food mill. Then--this is key--scrape the result through a tami--a very fine mesh sieve. Most often used for sifting flour. Usually about 14-18" diameter, looks like a drum.

Return resulting potato to a pot, add melted butter, cream, salt, pepper, nutmeg to your desired consistency, stirring all the time.

If not serving immediately, chill as fast as possible, and reheat to order in a pan using a little more cream to loosen it up.

IMPORTANT: you must work as fast as possible; the potatoes need to stay hot the whole time or will become gluey.

Here's how I make mine, which I like and got my wife eating mashed potatoes for the first time since childhood.

I steam the potatoes rather than boil them, which results in something that tastes more like potatoes than the boiling version and avoids the waterlogged problem that mis-timing the boiling can bring.

Peeled and cut into chunks, I steam until tender.

I either just use a masher and enjoy the few leftover chunks or I use a ricer to mash them into the large bowl.

Then I add just a bit of butter, a few dollops of fat-free sour cream and then start adding milk. I keep adding milk and mixing by hand until they're creamy, which, based on what I've seen in other recipes, etc. is quite a bit more milk than is typical.

They even reheat fairly well.

Of course, I could just be deluding myself and mine are among the worst, most gluey around.

Many chefs swear by using a potato ricer instead of a mixer; it is said to be less likely to rupture the cell walls and produce glueyness. I just bought one, so I'll let you know how it works.

I find using Yukon gold potatoes work best, be sure to boil until tender all the way through. Don't over beat with a mixer, use medium speed, and add softened butter. Milk, cream, or sour cream will also increase the creaminess without making mashed potatoes sticky.

here's what I do, and I make mine different than most people here:

• Boil skin on
• when slightly over done
  • run under cold water and deskin
• pan fry the existing pealed potatoes
• season with salt pepper, and whatever else you like ( i like cayenne and usually infused the oil with garlic then take it out)
• when the potatoes are hot mash slightly and add a bit of cream
• stir like crazy (off heat)
• add a bit of olive oil
• put back on heat
• repeat process until you got it silky enough for your liking

The kosher version: I slice the potatoes as thinly as possible then add them to a pot with boiling water and a little salt. When the water begins to boil, I cover the pot and lower the heat (to prevent the water from boiling over). Then I slice, dice and fry an onion. When the onion has reached a nice brown colour, I stop frying and put the onions (and any remaining oil) into a mixing dish. I then take the potatoes off the heat and strain them, washing them to remove excess starch. I add the potatoes to the mixing bowl, add two spoonfuls of mayonnaise (normally 5% fat) and about 1/4 cup olive oil. Then I mash and mix. On top of the potatoes I scatter paprika. If it were up to me, I would also add some sliced parsley, but the family doesn't like that.

I prefer to put the mashed potatoes (uncovered) into the oven for about half an hour at 75 centigrade, which dries them out and then use the oven's grill for a further ten minutes.

I can't say this is the best way, but it is different...

I use a slow cooker to make supper, anyway, so I wrap some potatoes in aluminum foil and stick them on top of the chicken (or whatever) that's in the stoneware. When it's time to eat, I take the potatoes out, peel them, and mash with a fork into a bowl. Then I stir in some hot water and a little salt, or some of the gravy from whatever was cooking in the crockpot. It comes out really good, and it's very simple :) I don't think it's gluey at all...